"Ways for Americans to get on in London:
Ask a guide why the castle was built so close to the railway.
Ask English people if they know the Queen.
Tell people how "quaint" you think everything is.
Complain about the portion sizes.
Tell people how much bigger and better things are in the States.
Buy a "Cream Tea" and put the cream in the tea.
Seriously tho', I'm sure you will be fine!!
Rick Johnson
Sun May 14
I should warn you, don't under any circumstances ever smile. People in London will instantly be able to identify you as either foreign or insane. "
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